EGGS BEAT FOR EASTER.
EGGS BEAT FOR EASTER.
Joke new, but already with "beard": "Last time I repeat,
vasja why the new millenium begins in 2001, instead of in 2000
To year. Here when twenty bottles of vodka drink - a box
Comes to an end, and new begins already with twenty first... "Well
Here also have waited, here and have passed in new year, in a new century, in
New millenium. Have taken a walk, had fun, opohmelilis, again
To walk are ready - for Christmas, for Old New year. But holidays
Sooner or later nevertheless will end, and here we at last realise,
That have passed during a new epoch. Something there waits for us:
Good or bad? And that will be more in our new life?
Leap-year we have barely overcome - whether will be
Now leap and the future century?
Here the letter by e-mail has recently come to us to edition.
(Someone else after the Millennium meeting, except journalists, was
It is capable to press buttons on the computer!) the lady wrote,
Designated as Evgenie. Interesting, I will notice, pismetso.
"Dear journalists! Will suffice to break feathers concerning a hymn!
To the majority of the people all the same! Here shortage of skating rinks in ours
Native Tushine very painfully beats on health of these people in
Separately taken area of of Moscow. And also in our area is not present
ONE pool. Perhaps an article will write, you look, and there will be we
tushinskie kiddies are occupied by business? And? "Words of our reader
Marry, that is spoken, the cap fits! Not we, the truth, all this
Leapfrog with a hymn have started, we only traced on the professional
Needs of a peripetia of the Duma and public fights apropos
"An old song about the main thing". Bolshej population parts indeed
Deeply to spit on melody Aleksandrova and on Mikhalkov's words.
In all Russia it will hardly probable be typed hundred persons who were in time
To learn a new hymn of the country by heart. And not soon still will learn.
(Thanks God, that for Christmas a hymn to sing it is not necessary, and in a temple at
Desire it is possible to participate in church chanting, deducing words for
The father.) and, the most important thing, anything after all does not happen, what not
The people a hymn bawled. And here that in Tushine, in not the smallest
Capital area, there are no skating rinks for children and any pool is
The big trouble. For the country, for the president, for members of parliament in
The end of the ends. Because children weak and not strong will grow, and
Instead of sports and entertainments on fresh air will go to entrances to drink
Vodka and to smell any muck. Huliganit will begin, and there, you look,
And a muzzle of the person to whom will fill, not assorting a party accessory.
Skating rinks does not suffice not only in Moscow, pools are absent in
Many cities and vesjah. And it would be desirable on-starcheski proshamkat:
"Kudy kotimsja?" Remember a remarkable scene from "Dog
Hearts "when the professor Preobrazhenskiy asks the
The assistant, specifying in a wall behind which the company has settled down
The chairman domkoma SHvondera: "And these that, sing all?" -
"Sing", - obrechenno - neponimajushche responded Bormental. Here something
Similar and at us it is created - "these" all sing. As, however, sang and
Ten years ago, both twenty, and seventy. As it is paradoxical,
Will sing and in a new century. And to argue because of it, and to swear, and
To intrigue - so to live easier, a life and not noticing. I fight about
zaklad, that the new president (or as him will call there,
Can, again the secretary general?) will by all means dispose to think up the new
Words, and can, and new music.
However, to our descendants the next decade will be
It is absolutely indifferent, what hymn will be at the country. In that sense,
That over words especially to reflect not begin owing to habitualness.
They will be proud of it and even words any will remember. And ours
Olympic champions at the top step of a podium will be
To cry under solemn music of the Russian hymn as cried
Once on all telescreen figure skater Irina Rodnina. Perhaps from
Pathetics of tear will spill, and can, it is simple for pleasure for the
High achievements in sports. It is good, when the hymn has a beautiful
Continuation in a beautiful life. Today, on a threshold of a new century,
As this continuation, alas, also does not smell...
In general, gloomy thoughts were cast by our reader Evgenie from
Tushina. After all it is fine pools with skating rinks (can, nevertheless it will be disturbed
tushinskaja prefecture about the young inhabitants?), unless at us in the country
With all the rest that's all right? A magic word "millennium",
Alas, anything new during our life will not bring. Similar, that all the
All of us with the same persistence of maniacs will drag old sores and in
New century.
It would not be desirable about sad, but, alas-alas, similar, that a problem
At us floodings of submarines will accrue as a snow clod, and, and
Fires on television towers will proceed. Has already proceeded. One for
Another have jerked two apartment houses. The first - in Novosibirsk, akkurat
Under New year without a roof over a head there were inhabitants pjatietazhki, 5
The person were lost, four more are hospitalised with wounds and
Traumas. Petards, as a disturbing message had not time to die down
Has arrived from a city of Biisk in Altay territory - explosion of household gas
Has carried 12 apartments in a three-storyed apartment house, under fragments
Which there were at least three persons.
Forecasts for the future century the gloomy. Russia the strip waits
Technogenic accidents, time "CH" is defined - 2003-2005. All
Will depart in tartarary: pipes of gas pipelines have rotted through, steel cables
Lifts were used up, roads collapse. And still we have nuclear
The power stations, any reactors and more the whole heap of the nuclear weapon.
In an alarm the commander-in-chief of Rocket armies of the strategic beats even
Purposes general Vladimir Jakovlev - in its opinion, if
Not to take urgent measures, Russia already in the near future wait
The big troubles with its old nuclear potential. Money on
Recycling of second-hand articles is not present, does not suffice even on new arms, not
It is excluded, that the monstrous invention of mankind will start to revenge
To people also will turn to the genie let out from a bottle.
Remained with us and an old headache - the Chechen Republic. How
Assured us that in the North Caucasus the world and rest reign,
Operations in the Chechen Republic do not stop, and Moloh wars daily
Takes away to itself all new and new a victim. The most terrible, that
polyhnut can and in the next republics where to name
Political conditions stable it is possible with very big
Stretch. And in the Russian remote places the Chechen insurgents feel
Themselves more than freely - caught FSB of a bomb are only
Drop in the sea. Here recently in Moscow has occurred in general
The most surprising case. The owner of one of capital hotels,
The Chechen on a nationality, was indignant, that tenants of the next houses
Use a parking of its hotel. Was indignant on -
To the adult - took and has blown up a little legkovushek. Well that
Others did not put! Fenka that "parkovshchika" so anybody and not
Has detained and has not arrested. "All of you have gone..." - he declares to people,
Which we have got used to name employees of competent bodies. And
Those go to the specified address. And you speak the Chechen Republic-Chechen Republic...
"It is a little sun in cold water" are our holidays.
The only thing that remains light and optimistical,
Allowing though somehow to brighten up a life. Them became more - left
From a semiunderground Christmas which recognised as state
Holiday. It doesn't matter, that we for the present do not know, how it, darling,
To mark (when eggs fight and three times hristosujutsja is
Easter, do not confuse!), but the superfluous day off and though one toast for
Table: "Well, a pancake, with Christmas!", but will sound. Anything, we will learn
And this holiday to mark, as ancestors in olden time, and customs
Let's recollect, and to guess we will learn not only on a coffee thick. Still at
Us it will turn out.
And gloomy pessimism... Without it there will be no also an optimism. All
taki ahead at us one more new century, we will believe, what not
It will be tightened in the leap. In general, with a holiday!
Victor Sokirko.
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